brownshhugar:

Person:ย So, what are your interests?

Me:ย 

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intosnarkness:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat

and it got upgraded to first class

without me

nayx:

i only type with my dick

releasings:

lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!


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releasings:

lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

sunfl0werpetal:

lilb2k14:

this lion really got eyelashes

this lion is prettier than i am

sunfl0werpetal:

lilb2k14:

this lion really got eyelashes

this lion is prettier than i am

canadad:

how dare this younger generation enjoy casual hookups and temporary datingโ€ฆback in my day we got married to our first crushes when we were 18 and ended up unhappy by the time we were 40

inappropriatefeelshq:

buckybarneswho:

Letโ€™s be honest everyone would rather watch a Black Widow movie than antman

WHERE IS THE LIE?!

the-irish-mayhem:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

chekov-in-a-dress:

I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.

I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.

imagine all the male tears

westcoastgoddess:

Lmao I’m crying

westcoastgoddess:

Lmao Iโ€™m crying

susemoji:

Scientists have found a portal to a better world

susemoji:

Scientists have found a portal to a better world