kids: hey dad where are we going for our next vacation
me: well lets see kids
me: *throws dart at map of the world*
me: hm
me: another trip to the middle of the pacific ocean

pressing:

do u ever look at gorgeous people and just cry

or rich people and cry even harder

dulect:

gf: babe come over

me: i can’t my house is on fire

gf: i’m horny and wanna suck your dic..

me:image

kegelgod:

Nick Cannon gets embarrassed when his mom catches him flirting

ekoenigs:

danchorman:

When you think a meme is dying out:

image

This is the worst post I’ve ever seen

omgkitteh:

Thanks, James Franco.

nippletowns:

when someone suprises you with a picture and you actually look good

image

thepacificrimjob:

sorry guys i tripped

thepacificrimjob:

sorry guys i tripped

chepibola:

when your mum makes you try on clothes you don’t like

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littlestpetdjpinkie:

When people with bad grammar try to insult you like

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thatfunnyblog:

Bye

lakidaa:

i like how his mom is immediately on his side and about to getaway car them off 

admhawthorne:

insanetwin:

crofethr:

denali-winter:

BAM.

I have never hit reblog so fast in my LIFE.

HOLY shit girl